tory time 🕛🕛 sisters 💁♀️💁♀️so basically I was in class listening to billie eilish ❤️❤️and my headphones got unplugged 😩😩 and it played bad guy out loud 🔊🔊
Today I [40M] caught my wife [19F] having an orgy [2hrs] with my sister [19F]
Technically, no. Pancakes are not sandwiches and here’s why. First off why a sandwich is a mixture of ingredients which are made by hand. A pancake is different because it’s basically baked and made up of flour
I’ve fled my hometown, changed my number and stolen a 2018 Ford Fiesta, but nothing seems to be working. I uninstalled the Duolingo app 5 days ago, but I still get the notifications demanding me to learn Spanish
So yesterday my friends and I decided to calculate how many church communions you had to take part in to eat a whole Jesus and the results were great:
Ok so I hate homework and you wanna know why? DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? Because homework is work at home. And guess what? GUESS WHAT?
Realistically, how large is Thanos's penis? Would it scale to the size of the average human's?