Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sniping marines and ODSTs while I was masturbating. People say to me that a person being a Halo 2 Jackal Sniper is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a beak, reverse jointed legs, carbines and beam rifles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Jackal” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a jackalphobe and need to check your covenant privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.