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ALRIGHT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I HAVE SPIKED MY FUCKING CHRIST CONSCIOUSNESS THROUGH THE ROOF AND MY FUCKING MERKABA IS SCREAMING TO GET INTO SOME SWEET, SOFT, WET BOY PUSSY BY ANY FUCKING MEANS NECESSARY, AND I MEAN ANY FUCKING MEANS NECESSARY. I COULD GO ON AND ON ABOUT THE CELESTIAL SACRED GEOMETRY OF BOY PUSSY, AND ABOUT HOW IT’S WHY I’VE ATTAINED SUCH A FUCKING HIGH LEVEL OF CHRIST CONSCIOUSNESS, BUT I’M AFRAID THAT I JUST WOULDN’T HAVE TIME TO EXPLAIN IN THIS SHORT INSTRUCTIONAL DICK REVIEW. INSTEAD, I’LL JUST TELL YOU TO DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH. GRAB A CRYSTAL, AND CHARGE THAT SHIT. JACK IT WITH A BRO. SLAM BOY PUSSY WHILE WEARING A CRYSTAL. GET SLAMMED IN YOUR BOY PUSSY WHILE WEARING A CRYSTAL. THE POSSIBILITIES FOR CHARGING A CRYSTAL ARE ENDLESS, AND ONCE YOU’VE REALIZED THE SACRED GEOMETRY INHERENT TO BOY PUSSY, YOU’LL BE ABLE TO UNLEASH THE POWER OF THE CRYSTAL AND TRAVEL TO THE BEYOND WORLDS, WHERE THERE ARE DIMENSIONS FULL OF TWINKS AND MASCS TO FUCK AND GET FUCKED BY, ALL INVOLVING THE BOY PUSSY. THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS, AND I’M VIBRATING ON THE DICK FREQUENCY RIGHT NOW TO GET AN INTERDIMENSIONAL EIGHT INCH COCK RIGHT UP MY ASS AS WE SPEAK! THANKS CRYSTALS! AS YOU CAN SEE BY THE AUTHORITATIVE WAY IN WHICH I SPEAK, I HAVE AN IMMENSELY HIGH LEVEL OF CHRIST CONSCIOUSNESS AND AN OBSCENELY HUGE MERKABA. IT’S LIKE FEET LONG. IF YOU USE AN INTERDIMENSIONAL VIBRATOR ON IT I CUM FUCKING BUCKETS DUDE, AND IT ALL HELPS ALIGN MY FUCKING CHAKRAS LIKE NOBODY’S FUCKING BUSINESS. YOU CAN BE LIKE THAT TOO, SO LONG AS YOU’RE WILLING TO VIBRATE TO THE BOIPUSSI DIMENSIONS BRAH. I HAVE JACKED IT WITH SO MANY BROS AND BEEN ON SO MANY DIFFERENT ENDS OF SO MANY PRACTICES INVOLVING THE USE, PRAISE, AND WORSHIP OF THE GLORIOUS MALE BUTTHOLE THAT I CAN ONLY ATTEST TO THE POWERFUL GEOMETRIES AT WORK, AND ASK YOU TO FIND OUT THE SAME. TAKE A DICK IN YOUR ASS. FOR THE CHILDREN. FOR THE PLANET. FOR THE UNIVERSE.

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