The U.S. is the best sports country in the world

The U.S. is the best sports country in the world. The U.S. is the best at gridiron football (some of the best athletes in the world, most complicated sport besides baseball), baseball, basketball (world's second most popular sport, best athletes in the world)


Navy seal copypasta but translated to many languages and back to english

How are you, bastard? After the sea, he was involved in a secret attack against Al-Quaeda, more than 300 murders. I am very familiar with guerrilla warfare and I am the best shooter in the entire US military.

Lightning McQueen is a statutory rapist

Epic Film Fact: Lightning McQueen, star of the 2006 blockbuster film "Cars" is a statutory rapist. In the film Lightning meets and falls in love with a car named Sally Carrera, a 2002 Porsche 911