President Trump rally transcript generated from a bot after having it read over 1000 hours of Trump rally transcripts.

**TRUMP RALLY** ​ INT. BIG ARBY'S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA ​ PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium. ​ **PRESIDENT TRUMP** I just had a phone call with the economy. Jobs poured out of the phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. Stev

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