Drake… where’s Epstein?

DRAKE: He’s right in there. See, I put him on suicide watch. [laugh track] JOSH: You were supposed to monitor him constantly. DRAKE: Dude, I'm gonna! JOSH: Oh really? DRAKE: Yes! JOSH: So go check on him! DRAKE: Okay, I will! *tcch* [laugh track]


Don’t do it

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The Science Of Uncle Grandpa (from an iamveryrandom thread)

I spent a long time trying to understand the relationships and how someone could be your Uncle Grandpa and this is what I found. To be your Uncle, he has to be your Mom's brother. To be your Grandpa, he has to be your Mom's Dad. To be your Uncle Gra

What the fuck

Infinite ♾ poop. 💩You sit 👇on the toilet 🚽to poop, 💩but the poop 💩never stops 🛑😫coming out 👇of your butt. 🍑You have to start ⚠️♻️flushing the toilet every 2️⃣minutes ⏰to keep up. You try to pinch 👌your butt 🍑closed but that makes your insides😖🥴 hurt.

Is this incest?

Okay, I don't know if this is actually incest since it wasn't something actually sexual in the technical sense but here goes. When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and I'd wear it all the time. I was to