The Duolingo owl is coming for me.

I’ve fled my hometown, changed my number and stolen a 2018 Ford Fiesta, but nothing seems to be working. I uninstalled the Duolingo app 5 days ago, but I still get the notifications demanding me to learn Spanish


Navy seal copypasta but translated to many languages and back to english

How are you, bastard? After the sea, he was involved in a secret attack against Al-Quaeda, more than 300 murders. I am very familiar with guerrilla warfare and I am the best shooter in the entire US military.

I find the act of copulating with a minion incredibly erotic

Dude, I can totally understand where you're coming from. Personally, I find the act of copulating with a minion incredibly erotic—I'd even go as far to say that it's better than fucking yourself in the asshole